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Parent's logic.

 -Eating food-
Parents: Y U SO FAT!?
 -Tries to eat less-
Parents: Y U STARVING YOURSELF!?
 -Goes out-
Parents: Y U GO OUT SO MUCH!?
 -Stays home all day-
Parents: Y U SO LAZY!?
 -Dresses nice-
Parents: Y U DRESS SO NICE, HAVE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND!?
 -Dresses comfortable-
Parents: Y U DRESS LIKE A HOBO!?

Feb 28th

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mortson: neeyo hoy menyoy

Feb 28th

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i hate the way my voice sounds.

Feb 28th

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Me: Damn, this shower is cold. 
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ

Feb 28th

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xjeremyyy: I get jealous too..

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I just want someone to stay for once.

Feb 27th

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tigger: yo pooh bear, gimme some honey

pooh bear: tigga please

Feb 27th

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Sleep paralysis thing happened again :(

TWICE ! And I was even laying on my back ! WHYYYYY D;

Feb 26th

Me: why am I still awake ?
Me: oh wait
Me: YOLO

Feb 26th

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1 tag

attractive boy: hi i'm famous 
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i'm too handsome to date you

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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This boy needs a girlfriend...

1d-fairy-tale:

Feb 26th

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Holy shit .

I think I just had that sleep paralysis thing D: I was lying on my back and closed my eyes for a bit then my body started tingling and I felt weight on top of me and I tried so hard to move and I like twitched my hand and I heard like a ringing or screaming in my ears , but I tried to drown it out by thinking of something else then I finally woke up and now I’m breathing all hard D; I hate...

Feb 26th

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I miss talking to you every night.

Feb 26th

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Put a "❀" if you want to meet me.

jaymieeeee: http://jaymieeeee.tumblr.com/ask lol.

Feb 26th

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Waiting For Your Texts.

nevershoutkelli: Not to sound clingy, but I hate waiting for you to text back. I rather have you text back right away then making me wait. If your busy or don’t want to talk to me, tell me. Don’t force yourself to talk to me if you don’t want to. I don’t want to annoy you. I rather you tell me then making me wait around for you to reply..

Feb 26th

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